hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.

corgiandapsofriend:

thecompanionsdoctor:

The thing that sucks about mental illness is that if you aren’t depressed enough, suicidal enough, bad enough, nobody cares. Nobody cares until you reach their standard, and that standard is when your problem is bad enough to effect them

Way too true

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

teslatea oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters
teslatea
oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

cophate:

oh im sorry i didnt see you there i was too busy mmmmmmmmblockin out the haters

candlemon:


CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

candlemon:

CHILI PEPPER DAT BITCH YAS

missmirandaaraee:

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently


THOSE LIL PUPPY EYESSS.

missmirandaaraee:

awwww-cute:

He popped the first two. Now he carries this one very gently

THOSE LIL PUPPY EYESSS.

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍