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orumenkoruben:

memes i want back:

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Jessica Simpson With You
Jessica Simpson
With You

herspanic:

agrandmiscalculation:

Jessica Simpson || With You

*sits under the willow tree & writes in diary* 

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

cumsock:

put this sticker on my ass

My dentist once told me that letting go is like pulling a tooth. When it was pulled out, you’re relieved, but how many times does your tongue run itself over the spot where the tooth once was? Probably a hundred times a day. Just because it wasn’t hurting you doesn’t mean you didn’t notice it. It leaves a gap and sometimes you see yourself missing it terribly. It’s going to take a while, but it takes time. Should you have kept the tooth? No, because it was causing you so much pain. Therefore, move on and let go.

warningmaybite:

clovette:

peetatoast:

shakeyourbuddah:

notkorra:

#that’s a fucking deep dentist visit

is your dentist also your therapist?

Your dentist should quit being a dentist and become a philosopher

my dentist just tells me i need to floss more

THIS QUOTE IS ON MA WALL BITCHES

gravityinreality:

stuck in the Chicago airport ugh
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gravityinreality:

stuck in the Chicago airport ugh

beesandbombs:

from the archive >:)

beesandbombs:

from the archive >:)

back-that-sass-up:

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

U evil genius u

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

allthingseurope:

Saint Petersburg, Russia (by Stas Kahn)

allthingseurope:

Saint Petersburg, Russia (by Stas Kahn)

"I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed."